This holiday season my darling daughter received what appeared to be a harmless stamp from a friend at school. Little did we know, possession of this little green tree stamp made her armed and dangerous. Everything and everyone she came in contact with had to be stamped (including some very kind strangers we met while running errands).
All was fine, until we realized that these bright green trees she'd placed on everyone… well…they would not come off! We bathed her, we used baby oil, we loofahed her arms…nothing. This ink was staying put! My initial reaction was, “What in the world is in this ink that we’ve allowed our child to cover herself in?” My second thought was, “This was not how I envisioned myself looking at Christmas Eve mass!”
I scoured the internet searching for something that would rid us of these bright green trees and I finally found it: Removeez.
This product promised to remove tattoos, stickers, glue, band-aid residue, and permanent marker in one swoop. Even better it contained no harmful toxins, required no tears and would not leave behind a putrid scent. Sold in tiny vials, this kid-friendly solution is made of aloe, calendula, and bee pollen-- and can now be credited with restoring the once perfect skin of my little Kokobean. Thank God!
A sincere apology to all we accosted with said stamp!
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